Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022

A minor

Drake’s favourite chord

Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
To any bitch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And Party at the party playin' with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

social minority

noun

refers to members of the economic and political elitist class within the social group.

All members of the social group who are not members of the common class or social majority are also referred to as the social minority.

by Baron Neville April 18, 2018

minor pass

like the n word pass but it can be given by a minor to have intercourse with other minors

"sir you're under arrest"
"nuh uh i got that minor pass"

by hunggaf December 8, 2024

Minority

A person with the ability to say a slur unique to the reason why they are a Minority, does not apply to other types of minorities and vice versa

Person 1: “Bro, you can’t say that”
Person 2: “Yes I can, it’s called being a Minority”

by BlingBlingBoy100M$ December 19, 2021