Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.

I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.

by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012

Lincoln Hoover

Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life

Lincoln Hoover is Olivia Kelly’s best friends

by Lmaster November 20, 2020

Hooverable

Something can be vacuumed

That floor is hooverable

by Joelsb October 22, 2019

Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it

Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover

by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020

Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba

Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch

by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018

The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth

Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 20, 2020