Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.

I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.

by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012

Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places

hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"

by wildcatty June 9, 2022

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.

Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.

by Justanoldguy1990 August 7, 2020