Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 18, 2018

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Mason Field

Mason Field is happiness itself, he is pure love and joy. There is never a time where you feel alone if you are in the presence of Mason. Mason is the most selfless personal you'll ever come across. He loves with everything he is and he's just so strong as a person. To meet an amazing guy is one thing, but to meet your husband in the most amazing of men is entirely apart. I love you mason field more than anything in the world🤍

When was the best man in the world born?
He was born on the 21st of July and his name is Mason Field!

by Forever Yours69 July 16, 2022

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bangle field

A place, usually a field, where people are killed.
*bangle (bad, disappointing)
**field (field, land, place)
***Commonly used as a joke in video games, may also be referenced as “The Farm” (more uncommon)

Example Context: John is 75 years old and the life expectancy is 74, John doesn’t understand that life expectancy doesn’t mean age cap

Me: Welp time to send you to the bangle fields!

*more commonly used in games where one of the strats (strategy) is to kill a specific group/individual

by Mr. Stats April 23, 2021

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