flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

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Doing The Beetle

Doing The Beetle is saying that your having a bang with someone other then your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Lets start Doing The Beetle at Walmart tomorrow

by Big Dick Mikey August 6, 2016

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Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).

I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.

by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016

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the ants & the bees

the ants & the bees is a play on the words the birds and the bees. but using insects of the same size as an influence for compatibility.

Sam and Spidge are a cute couple just like the ants & the bees.

by nathan92 April 18, 2018

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When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

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