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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.
Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!
by JRentCy June 24, 2025
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Score Whore

A player (typically very obnoxious) that is obsessed with beating your high scores. They will follow you on leaderboards for the sole purpose of getting a score higher than yours so they can brag about it...causing you to either take time out of your day to go "fix it", or let them gloat forever.
Player 1: Hahahaha. Look! I beat your high scores again on 3 maps today. Tee hee hee. I can't believe it!! Blah blah high score blah blah blah scores blah blah highest score blah blah blah score.
Player 2: Ugh. I'll have to go fix it. Thanks, you score whore.
by P0SITR0NIK October 20, 2021
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.
John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.
by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022
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scs score

An aggregated MBA ranking score based on the 5 major published rankings: Bloomsberg Businessweek, US News, Forbes, The Economist, and Financial Times.
Stanford's SCS Score of 40 and ranking of 2nd suggests it is consistently ranked as one of the top business schools in the nation.
by Mark Siron October 31, 2011
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Immediate score

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!
Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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