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kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015
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kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.
"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."
by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023
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Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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Kangaroo Effect

A social phenomenon where individuals or groups expend more effort and resources when progressing slowly towards a goal, as opposed to when moving swiftly and decisively. This mirrors the biological quirk of kangaroos, who use more energy to move slowly than they do at higher speeds due to their unique muscular and tendon structure.
The team experienced the Kangaroo Effect while working on the project; they were burning out during the planning phase, but once they started executing their tasks, they progressed much more efficiently.
by link1810181003 February 18, 2024
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Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.
I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.
by saint_eric June 10, 2018
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cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
by happykitten267 April 6, 2015
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Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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