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Josh

Josh is the most caring human on this planet. Anyone that has met Josh is the luckiest person on the planet. Josh is super smart and funny and can make a whole room burst with laughter. Josh is also one of the cutest, hottest, and baddest people you will ever meet. Josh makes you want to look into his eyes all day and night. If you ever meet Josh, make sure to make him the happiest person in the world because he deserves the world. I am so lucky to have met Josh in my life.
Hey who is the bestest, cutest, hottest, handomest, and smartest person in the world?
Hey that's Josh
by Josh's girlfriend future wife October 16, 2021
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Josh

Tiny dick, big bitch, possibly gay, Klinefelter syndrome having ass nigga who probably wants your D. If you see a Josh just try to out run him which should be easy too do due too his morbidly obese stature. If he does manage to catch you, he will most likely pull you pants down and molest you.
Person 1: “HELP THERES A JOSH COMING”
Person 2: “PH JESUS CHRIST RUN. HIDE THE KIDS”
Josh: “COME HERE LITTLE BOY
by White_Van_Man March 30, 2020
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Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.
Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.
by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018
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Josh

wow josh has big cock
by wowsocool wors April 20, 2021
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Josh

Josh is a very nice person. He is a comedic genius but often underestimates himself, His friends know otherwise however and know that he is very rad and cool and friendly,.
Person One- "Hey, what's that dude's name?"
Person Two- " I don't know but he has total Josh energy"
Josh- "Really?! I don;t know what to say"
by protecssenddu June 3, 2020
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Josh

The biggest nonce u will ever meet
by 42069maat October 23, 2019
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Josh

The best person ever! He is funny...looking lol, jk but he does have a hilarious sense of humor. He is also the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He loves music but not as much as he loves you. He would literally drop whatever he’s doing for you. He’s a family person and is loved by everyone around him. He will obsess over your toes, kitty, bobbies and all of you. He can sometimes be a little freaky deaky and gives some good vitamin D if yk what I mean(wink). Overall I love my Josh 11/10. He also loves to show you how much you mean to him.
Josh: let me suck your toes
Me: Cálmate Josh(y)
by Saarraai December 28, 2020
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