by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004
Get the Neal Hillbilly Oakleymug. The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Get the hillbilly hot day shit shovelmug. “Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
Get the hillbilly hand washmug. The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.
by GloriousRoseBud January 24, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Condomug. Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
by MI KE B April 13, 2019
Get the The Beverly Hillbillymug. A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.
Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies
by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022
Get the Heroin Hillbilliesmug. 