An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.
Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014
Get the trap flumug. When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018
Get the Mom flumug. (n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.
by Cap10 August 14, 2009
Get the Screw Flumug. DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.
by 1 slice November 1, 2017
Get the oyster flumug. Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
Get the poppy flumug. A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.
Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.
by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019
Get the Swank Flumug. by Mc_Long legs July 1, 2017
Get the Swahili flumug.