a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006
Get the cuban raisin smugglermug. by Drogie May 24, 2017
Get the puerto rican cuban foodmug. Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
Get the Cuban Reverse Taco Standmug. by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006
Get the cuban missile crisismug. When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
Get the A Cuban Missile Crisismug. A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.
Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?
by SwineFluQuarantiner May 1, 2009
Get the cuban crab grassmug. by X Box Killed Me January 2, 2011
Get the Cuban Ice Creammug.