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Get the beneryz batteries mug.A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
Get the Selective Battery Amnesia mug.The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.
It is everybody's PRISON CELL
It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
It is everybody's PRISON CELL
It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
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Get the BATTERY ASSERTION mug.A code name used to Describe a female principal who is within 50ft of you. Mostly used if you have some stuff on you like weed or a vape.
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Get the Lead battery mug.a battery which is technically usable but, lacks the necessary requirements to be considered a battery. such as- it rapidly losing power, explosions, smoke etc.
-He bought a samsung smart ring but it had a flum-battery.
-The laptop my mother bought from temu turned out to have a flum-battery(i expected it).
-The laptop my mother bought from temu turned out to have a flum-battery(i expected it).
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Get the flum-battery mug.Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
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