"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

The scar from circumcision
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by 4758 April 5, 2019

“Oh man, one night I really gave my ole’ lady the belt-and-suspenders while we were on vacation at Great Wolf Lodge with our 4 kids”
by KML Messcast October 22, 2022

by jage-the-rapist April 1, 2009
