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The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.
by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022
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Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Snatch Test

The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.
Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.

Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.
Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.
by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015
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Tessa

Tessa is a beauful person, she is highly intelegent and always is carring and loving twords others. Tessa dislikes the word "hate" because it is such a strong word, tessa is sweet and easy to get along with, your not complete until you know tessa, because she is very amazing,

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by kieferrx33 May 23, 2010
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curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
by Klepto May 20, 2003
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