Oh, tea?

An alternate meaning of tea in which it means “oh really” or “are you serious”

James: Jenny broke her arm doing a flip
Henry: Oh, tea???

by Thatscalm July 30, 2019

Tea tar

When you steep a cup or pot of tea for way too long and the water turns very acidic with an opaque dark brown color resembling tar.

I forgot to take the tea out of the infuser after a few days... when I finally got around to it, I had at least 1 pint of tea tar...

by airplanelover12 May 5, 2020

Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER

I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.

by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 21, 2013

Ozark tea

Three shots absolut vodka, two shots jäger, topped off with Amp.

Ozark tea tastes like virginity, and is better than sucking an old Missourian's balls.

by Schloghenhammer July 26, 2009

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005

Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.

Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.

by Anzio24 December 2, 2011