Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.

Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!

by Swampy_the_godslayer February 23, 2021

snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.

After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.

by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022

Swamper

Someone who dives into life’s messy moments, turning potential disasters into legendary tales and experiences.

The tent collapsed during the storm, but our resident swamper made it the best night ever.

by SlyPigz September 3, 2023

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008

Pat slapper

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.

You're such a Pat slapper

by renidragger October 2, 2010

twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.

Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."

by 7sun October 6, 2011