Swag

A phrase utilized by faggoteers who try to appear flashy and hipster. However they are only presenting themselves as a major league douche bag supreme, as this saying means "Secretly we are gay".
Simply the word "swag" is used by little kids who think they are cool but instead misunderstand the true underlying meaning of the word and trying to imply they are homosexuals

Person 1: Yo who has swag?
Person 2: Angus Ng does.
Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: That gay guy who leads the gay pride parade

by The Tricksteroo September 8, 2013

Swag

The most annoying fucking word you will ever hear.

Guy 1: Yo, I got total swag
Guy 2: (Smashes Guy 1's head with a hammer)

by Someperson3435 April 20, 2013

Swag

It means "Secretly We are Gay" It's a group made in the 60's

Guy 1 : I got that swag
Guy 2 : That means Secretly We Are Gay Dumbass
Guy 1 : Shit.

by SpaceChicken June 12, 2017

swag

the exact opposite of my dad

me: you aren’t swag

father: yes i am >:’(

by Kazuichi souda kinnie March 16, 2021

SWAG

An overused word, mainly used by those of douche levels over 9000. therefore we shall burn ALL THE USERS of the word.

Your grandma: get noscoped ya ugly failed abortion, i love my five cats more then you cause i got swag.
You: your just like mom.....

by ur swaggy granny February 24, 2017

Swag

Those faggot queer people who wear basketball shorts, nike shirts, those shitty elite socks, and those gay basketball shoes. Usually plays basketball and thinks he's a ladies man although hes probably a gaybo in disguise. Generally one of those people who says they fucked your mom when you beat them in Call of Duty.

Swag: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU BITCH!"

Person: "You must be a Swag."

by Long-Sleeve Pants November 29, 2014

swagness

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18

teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness

by anonymous November 24, 2020