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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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stretching nutsack

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!
by meathole maker April 5, 2022
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Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.
"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"
by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021
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Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass
She likes to get triple Stretch
by Nyrac July 30, 2023
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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