sfiftol

So Funny I Forgot TO Laugh

guy 1: So is your mom- OH!!!! Nah man, I'm just kidding, just kidding.
guy 2: sfiftol -.-

by Samar Osama Jawdat Khanfar January 18, 2009

Sifter

A creep. Sifting onto all the ladies.

New Zealand slang

What a sifter! STOP SIFTING ONTO ME!

by Oslang-utang November 26, 2016

STEFTI

St. Therese Educational Foundation of Tacloban INC. or STEFTI is a Educational Institution Located in the City of Tacloban in the Philippines. The school provides k-12 education (however you will still need kumon to pass math). Like many schools in the Philippines, STEFTI has a plentitude of things going on inside it.

Some of the things in STEFTI are:
- Dumb students
- Annoying students
- One smart kid per grade
- Hot C.L teachers
- High School couples
- Amazing food
- Terrible food
- Unnecessary drama

- Maiden-less students

Some special mentions are:
- Child faced Gr. 7's
- Adult faced Gr. 6's

- Crazy Gr. 8's
- Stray Cats
- Gay and fruity students
- Political turmoil

So what are you waiting for Enroll in STEFTI now!!!

person 1: What School do you do to?
person 2: oh I go to STEFTI.
person 1: Oh so you must be smart right?
person 2: ...
person 1: y-you must be smart r-right???

by ya_boi_bob November 13, 2022

stick shifter

1. another word for a chick who uses/dates you just to get fucked by another one of your friends or any other person that you know.

2. a manipulative skank

other chronological tenses: stick shitfing, stick shifted

A: "...can't believe that chick, she screwed and played almost everyone here"

B: "....yeh, including who used to be my best friend....what a stick shifting bitch!!!"

stick shifter

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010

Alcohol Shift

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.

Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.

by Moet111 February 20, 2011

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014