when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being
guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy
by IamGum June 15, 2020
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STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows
by Tender love January 26, 2020
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the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 March 18, 2014
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The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
by Jimyee97 February 2, 2019
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A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne
Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std
by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023
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November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.
by questionable zebra November 12, 2020
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STD Syndrome, stands for 'Suck That D!ck Syndrome' . Basically when you want to talk to someone and they decline by saying you have STD Syndrome, aka you a hoe! and I might end up sucking your dick..
A- Lets facetime.
B- Hell no! You got STD Syndrome! I don't wanna catch that shit.
by holyhannn January 5, 2017
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