This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet
FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???
by uwouldntevenknowmyname May 16, 2006
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1) One half of the population of this town exemplify the glorious southern heritage of which one should be proud to have. These are generally the individuals who make it out of Spartanburg for high school and college education. (However, there are exceptions, but not likely). These people know how to shag, hold a door for a lady, what fork to use, and how many pieces of ice should accompany a fine glass of scotch.
On the other side...
2) One half of the population is the epitome of backward America - where individuals in college still try to fight others in groups, or because someone did something to them 8 years ago in Junior High. Pathetic people at their worst. These are those who have been consumed by the Spartanburg syndrome to live off your parents and not leave Spartanburg for any form of intellectual curiosity - i.e. education. These folks make me sick to be from this happy, inviting little town which is home of the The Beacon.
1) One half of the population of this town exemplify the glorious southern heritage of which one should be proud to have. These are generally the individuals who make it out of Spartanburg for high school and college education. (However, there are exceptions, but not likely). These people know how to shag, hold a door for a lady, what fork to use, and how many pieces of ice should accompany a fine glass of scotch.
On the other side...
2) One half of the population is the epitome of backward America - where individuals in college still try to fight others in groups, or because someone did something to them 8 years ago in Junior High. Pathetic people at their worst. These are those who have been consumed by the Spartanburg syndrome to live off your parents and not leave Spartanburg for any form of intellectual curiosity - i.e. education. These folks make me sick to be from this happy, inviting little town which is home of the The Beacon.
Def. 1) - I don't rely on mommy and daddy and still live at home year round, but strive for accomplishment.
Def. 2) - I went to Spartanburg High with all of Spartanburg. Half of my graduating class went to South Carolina, A fourth went to Clemson, an eighth went to C of C, an eighth went to the Citadel - I opted to do nothing. I work at Shred First and go to Gerhardt's every night and get fat. I suck at life.
Def. 2) - I went to Spartanburg High with all of Spartanburg. Half of my graduating class went to South Carolina, A fourth went to Clemson, an eighth went to C of C, an eighth went to the Citadel - I opted to do nothing. I work at Shred First and go to Gerhardt's every night and get fat. I suck at life.
by Thomas Jefferson May 2, 2005
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I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008
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Get the spartan shocker mug.to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.
dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008
Get the smartassish mug.They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.
A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:
"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"
"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"
"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."
Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt
Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.
Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.
Home address includes model of the trailer home.
"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"
"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"
"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."
Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt
Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.
Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.
Home address includes model of the trailer home.
by sec fan October 5, 2005
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this is caketown!! (the king of spartans)
our bees will blot out the sun (persians)
then we will hug in the shade (spartans)
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This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA
this is caketown!! (the king of spartans)
our bees will blot out the sun (persians)
then we will hug in the shade (spartans)
(parody on youtube search: 300 pg)
Original
This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA
by Naikoe September 22, 2007
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