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Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy
I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying
by SlattPack May 8, 2024
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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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Stanky Teleport

When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.
"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."
by bendri June 2, 2021
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Stanky Fingers

So basically a Stanky Fingers are when you are fingering a girl and you smell your two middle fingers and they smell like fish or something bad like wet cardbored it happens when the girl dosent wash
Guy sniffs middle fingers after finger banging her and says damn you have a stanky fishy you need to wash
You gave me stanky Fingers
by SniperYeet November 12, 2019
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Fishy stanky

Anastasia Williams- honn / Snapchat- anastasia2sexy
This fishy stanky bitch needs to stop talking shit.
by Cohenp608 September 25, 2023
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Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.
Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.
by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019
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stanky richard

The aftermath of getting your ass eaten out by a black man
Just the other day Tyrone gave me a stanky Richard
by Zenaida goldsmith March 30, 2017
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