staff

Someone you cannot go a day without.

Ruby... she is my staff

by i know girls June 29, 2011

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Saif

The type of nigga who's hairline gets fucked up at barbershops

Saif- yo can you hit me up with a freshcut
Barber- aight i gotchu--- wait who botched your hairline

by omieg June 27, 2014

saif

someone who always asks for work because he never does it because he goes to sleep in the middle of the day

Saif:I'm such a saif
Saif 2: IKR

by jfkjsdfs June 3, 2020

scaifed

v. To be the victim of a scaifing; to have one's personal life probed for scandal-fodder, as well as to be slandered and libeled against. Differs from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information found/invented.

Bill Clinton had been Scaifed since before the day he took office.

by guyjin February 19, 2007

Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.

Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.

by GaryE January 13, 2008

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011