sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squid Game

A Popular Korean Netflix show that has contestants compete in childhood games to win a large cash prize, but failure or refusal to complete the game leads to (elimination) death.

I’m in so much debt and this current world we’re living in is doomed so I might as well try my luck at squid game

by The Front Man September 30, 2021

Squid Game

A Netflix original show that is a survival horror show.

Man 1:Have you seen Squid Game lately?
Man 2:No, I am not a fucking degenerate.

by Bbc 2244 October 14, 2021

sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!

Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!

by yeahimokwut March 1, 2009

street squid

Slang for inexperienced motorcycle riders. They begin the riding season but end up splattered on the concrete, like a street squid, before the end of the season.

The idiot on the loud Harley zipped in and out of traffic, oblivious to speed limits and space constraints. Jimmy watched and thought, yep there goes another street squid.

by MsLi July 1, 2011

squidge

a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.

Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!

by bricklen April 1, 2005