Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022

Scubbly squen

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That is very scubbly squen of you

by Archamedies616 June 21, 2022

Lil squeegee

Definitely a goat, only ones named Cameron can have this name.

Yo, it's Lil squeegee!

by Lil squeegee July 16, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022