Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”
by MN Nut Guy January 3, 2024

1: To toss things around without care (or by not being completly careless but putting things in different places)
2: A topping for desserts that come in multiple flavors and colors
2: A topping for desserts that come in multiple flavors and colors
1: I sprinkled the decorations around the hall.
2: I asked for rainbow sprinkles on the ice cream, but they gave me chocolate.
2: I asked for rainbow sprinkles on the ice cream, but they gave me chocolate.
by #RainbowAddicted February 25, 2022

by Orange-afro December 22, 2020

by anonymous July 16, 2024

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned Manganese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of uranium glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating clear glass with fecal matter or urine due to the similar glow of Mg glass.
by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
