spelunkadunk

Having anal sex with woman with a large ass.

spelunkadunk-- I spunked in her trunk!

by jrjx January 6, 2007

spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.

Bro that movie was so Splonky.

by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

spulunk

vb. the art of spulunking. To perform oral sex on a female while your fingers are inside her vagina. Usually referred to the event when two fingers are used to find the G-spot while the mouth is concentrated on the clitoris.

For an anniversary present, I spulunked my girlfriend till she came last night.

by Chrispness July 31, 2005

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.

I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!

by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019