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The Sorenson

A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.
“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
by Upper left Nordic March 4, 2026
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Pull a Sorenson

The act of talking shit to someone while not being able to back it up. You may call someone a "piece of shit", tell them to go "suck a fatty" or talk more shit, but really, you won't do anything physical. Sideaffects include, but are not limited to; being called a pussy/bitch (etc.), being teased often while knowing you won't/can't do anything about it, get to be a very pissy person, and this phrase also works when you're being a jealous bitch.
Cody: I'm gonna beat Brandens ass again!
Jon: Ok but just don't Pull a Sorenson....
by Pickledick McNugget June 9, 2011
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Air conditional surrender

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.
No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.
by Howzit September 20, 2015
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coward's surrender

The act of resorting to baseless name calling in an argument in an attempt to bully your opponent into silence.
A coward's surrender:

You must be a bigot, racist, homophobe.
by Dudly McDuderson January 19, 2019
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cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024
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Kuklau, Soren "Chucker"

Founder and head administrator of MystCommunity.com, a large, popular webboard where fans of the Myst series computer games hang out.
Example? It's a name. Isn't that obvious?


Okay, then... for all those d'mis out there... "I talked to Chucker yesterday about MystCommunity."
by Sarai February 8, 2004
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ww2 pacific vets will hear this in their sleep.

originally, it was used by japan, but when other countries started to be invaded, they quickly picked it up.
captain: never give up, never surrender!!
soldiers: BANZAIIIIIIIIIII !!!!
by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 26, 2022
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