soccer

The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|,

If you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-shit
asshole

by Nick Valadao July 23, 2004

soccer

Probably an excellent game, I never watch it, but is heavily criticed because of the determination to watch an entire game at once, and the fact that many players get a tap on the leg and fall to the ground as if having there leg shattered and someone shooting them in the chest. Then they become magically fine by the power of the band-aid and/or ointment.

Did you see that soccer game yesterday?


No, I fell asleep after the 38th minute.

by mp1840 February 8, 2009

socceroo

a male football(soccer)player who has represented austalia at senior level

the socceroos(australia)were ripped off in germany

by on the ball June 28, 2006

soccer mom

married woman with children between about 6 and 10 who drives a large car such as a station wagon, and spends most of your time shunting her kids and kids' friends around. Often takes an active interst in the kids activities.

she used to be a wild one but now that she's got kids, she's become a soccer mom

by Nursie November 15, 2006

soccer

A very entertaining sport played by kicking a black and white ball around and into a net if possible.

Soccer is so fun!

by 25IMF June 21, 2019

soccer mom

in short.....a soccer mom is some overweight, SUV driving bastard who is often found at your local GameStop or EB games, bitching about Halo 3, saying that it's too fucking violent for her kids. This is also the type of mother who drags her little 'angels' to mcdonalds to buy them a happy meal instead of paddling them and giving them what they deserve.
The're often seen at soccer practice in their gas inefficient SUV that are the size of a Panzerkampfwagen VIII. They are the reason, the ONLY FUCKING reason Kidz Bop(Douche Bop)
is still a successful franchise. Oh and let's not forget the fact that Ms. MarySue is the reason why most car accident's actually tend to happen on the road, and she'll be the one at the voting booth to vote for John McCain, therefore we can see that supports senseless violence and she wants to waste more of her hubby's hard-earned money by buying all kinds of bullshit. Oh and lets not forget about her bratty-ass children, Meg and Dean. Apparently Meg is gonna become a prostitute and Dean is gonna get himself nvolved with MS-13.

Some dude: *at the movies going to buy a ticket to go see A Perfect Getaway*

Some girl: Oh man, i can't wait to go see this movie.
some dude: me neither babe, me neither.

soccer mom: um, you cant go to that movie, you're not old enough.

some dude: im 18 and she's 17.

soccer mom: why dont you rent tickets to go see Aliens in the Attic.

some dude: omg i hate that fuckibg movie, it's for babies

soccer mom: *covers childrens ears* dont you say that word in front of my sweet little angels!!

some girl: lets make-out.

some dude:*makes out with some girl*

soccer mom: OHMYGOODNESSSTOPTHAT!!! come on kids we're leaving!!!

by divinedemigod August 14, 2009

soccer bro

A chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. This kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. These kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. These bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. Similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.

Why is greg getting so many chicks?

O, He is a soccer bro, kids mad chill

by soccuurkidfly October 18, 2010