Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.

"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Song Kang

Song Kang is a South Korean Actor and also my wife! So the rest of you better back the fuck up, peace and love though <3

“I love Song Kang...”
“Bitch you’re gonna catch some hands if I hear my manz name in your mouth”

by songkangswife June 21, 2021

AC Song

A song (usually pop) that is so terrible, but catchy, that when it comes on the radio on a hot day, you have to roll up your windows so that nobody can hear you listening to it.

Rehana's Umbrella is such an AC song. It's so catchy, but I get strange looks when people see me singing to it from my car!

by Yankee920 August 11, 2008

Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020

Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009

Weekend song

The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.

John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song

by Intredan March 6, 2009

Spotify Song

A song where the song usually has one good line. People have this song in their playlist for clout when other people/friends look at their playlist. Spotify premium users usually have this because they can just skip the song after the line.

“Oh yeah, I love *Spotify song*, I know the song by heart”
“Wait, can you sing me some lines in the song I forgot how it goes?”
“*sings popular line*”
“What else, I still don’t remember”
“Jeez, I forgot it the words, this never happens”

by HockeyGuy7215 July 2, 2019