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cock snot

when you bust a nut in a woman's mouth and then it comes out her nose. she has a runny nose. Only it is cock snot.
man yesterday i busted a nut in Jolie's mouth and she had cock snot like a mutha fucca!
by smokinhash March 16, 2010
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Gorilla Snot

(Used in construction)
Clear silicone caulk.
Don't let the new guy seal the tub; I don't wanna be coming back to pick gorilla snot off the walls.
by phildonnia April 25, 2005
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Cock Snot

1.the release of seamen from a mans penis.
Man "drink ma cock snot you filthy slut"
by elbay January 14, 2009
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lip snot

her pussy was dripping with lip snot
by mike January 5, 2004
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snot rocket

when snot is expelled from the nose by closing one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. hence creating a rocket of snot shooting from your nose.
you blew a wicked snot rocket dude
by thandai August 3, 2009
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snot snail

A facial tissue or square of bathroom tissue screwed into a tapered spiral (resembling the blending stick used by pastel artists), which is used instead of a finger to excavate a nostril (for reasons of hygiene or disposability).
She: "Eew! I can't believe that you're using a snot snail in front of me!"

He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"
by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008
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Yacht Snot

This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.
Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.
by trav907 March 22, 2010
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