chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.

That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.

by Jaw bless Busker May 18, 2016

shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum

During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos

by Shifty snake February 4, 2017

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?

by Vincenz December 14, 2008

drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016