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Minnesota Slims

Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.
that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week
by nellie-fo-relli December 23, 2010
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slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.
by Tyler September 5, 2008
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Slumbag

1. Any thing including but not limited to; blanket, piece of paper or clothing or even the persons own arms, used in a feeble attempt to cover your self like a blanket when passed out on the floor of some random house, apt, alley, etc.. where you ended up in a drunken stuper.

2. Drinking mans version of a sleeping bag.
Look at Paulie passed out on the bathroom floor with a toilet paper Slumbag
by the invincible myk g February 13, 2004
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sdums

A summary of an event given by a stupid person. Instead saying he summed up an event you would say that he sdummed up an event. The origion of the term is from an internet newsgroup called 'The Texas Thai's', circa: 1997.
The term 'sdums' is now widely used on all newgroups.
Nick really sdummed that up nicely.
by Toki January 25, 2005
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slugster

A slugster is a slug version of a gangsta! They either turned into one or was born one.
lulz are a perfect example of a slugster!
by Fasda June 26, 2009
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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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SLUMB

SLUMB - to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
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It is better to "SLUMB" instead of LOL or ROFL...
to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"

"I am SLUMBing"
by Sincotto December 10, 2018
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