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The definition of metal. If you do not like this band then you only like lame fake poser metal. When you listen to a slayer album you should be able to bang your head just about non stop start to finish with only minor changes in tempo.

Slayer fans are the most devoted thrash fans on Earth. Slayer fans are nuts. They carve 'Slayer' into their own backs to pledge allegiance. Slayer have not sold out and still hold true to their high-intensity thrash roots. If an alien came to Earth and said 'GIVE ME METAL', I would give them the album Reign In Blood, or Show No Mercy. No other band would suffice.
'A Slayer concert was held at (local stadium/concert hall). There were no survivors. The venue has been reduced to a smoldering crater. LONG LIVE SLAYER! FUCK YES! \m/'
slayer by Cowan May 12, 2008
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Slayer of Pussy 

The man who comes to a party and whips out his dick. Has a deep rumbling voice, preferably Hispanic, and will "slay" any female in his vicinity.
Jon "Slayer of Pussy" : "Hey Bitch, Get on My cock"

Hot babe: Sure

Jon "Slayer of Pussy" : "AARRRGGGHHH"

slu slayer

A God among men who has sex with an enormous amount of sluts. It can be said that he destroys their vaginas.
Garrett became known as the slu slayer after continuously pounding Liz's pussy to a pulp.
radar of chicks that you are currently slaying or are trying to slay.
Drew: So still banging the Asian Persuasion?

Eric: No, I hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been off my slaydar for a little while.

Slatedale 

pronounced SLAYDALE by locals, Slatedale is a lovely place where all the inbreds who dont fit in Slatington go. While Slatington's populations consists of "city folk", Slatedale's is mostly closed-minded Redneck Republicans who dont own computers and sound slightly retarted when they talk. Slatedalians will shoot anything with four legs, and/or anything that steps foot in there yard. The Slatdalians are a lovely people. Please visit!..no seriously..get me out of here..
I shot a small rodent and ate it in Slatedale, after hanging out on Main Street, Slatington and smoking a mass amount of crack!
Slatedale by cindi!! November 6, 2006

dragon slayer 

From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
dragon slayer by mifter August 24, 2005
so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
Slazed by Miyags August 3, 2007