Skeeterish

When things, places, people and situations have a sucky ending no matter how much you try to change the outcome.

That golddigger really sucks the life out of me... She's Skeeterish

by BOWMANKINDKIND June 4, 2019

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Skeezer

Skeezer meaning drip lord or a hoe

My boy a skeezer, I like the fit

She a skeezer bro you gotta let her go

by Nazzi December 20, 2019

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

Skeeter Nater

A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.

That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.

by ItsKake January 26, 2020