Jonathan: *buys expensive purse for Amy*
Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
by gay man117372 June 13, 2020
Get the simpmug. A little bitch who does or says anything to please someone, typically on a girl, to get i the girls pants but typically never does because hes," like a brother to him
by Massive man matthew July 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Term normally associated with boys but is commonly used for both genders.
A simp is a guy/girl who literally praise the opposite sex in hopes of getting the opposite sex to take interest in them. They will go as far to defend their crush in arguments and is kind and respectful to them.
Note; They normally get rejected
A simp is a guy/girl who literally praise the opposite sex in hopes of getting the opposite sex to take interest in them. They will go as far to defend their crush in arguments and is kind and respectful to them.
Note; They normally get rejected
Guy 1: James is simping for her so bad rn
Guy 2: I am not!
Girl 1: Hi James :)
Guy 2: Omg, Megan you look great like always!
Guy 1: SIMP!
Guy 2: I am not!
Girl 1: Hi James :)
Guy 2: Omg, Megan you look great like always!
Guy 1: SIMP!
by Hoes.Before.The.Bros July 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
Get the simpmug. by The one and only phantom thief October 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. simp is a word thrown around at other people by sadistic loners who have never seen someone of the opposite gender yet when any means of interaction takes place between someone else and a female they are quick to spit out "simp".
by K1ngg777 December 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: Ayo did you here about Alinity getting banned?
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.
by whats 1+1 🤔 April 28, 2020
Get the Simpsmug.