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Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.
My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.
by prinnyfan April 8, 2009
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lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night
My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.
by brankmank December 31, 2003
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Snooping

The act of asking to see one's cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they're not doing it.
Guy 1: Hey can I play a game on your phone?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?
by Kliedorf June 11, 2009
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Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.
That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.
by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011
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drive-by shooting

see drive-by

To take a vehicle and drive by someone or someones house, pointing the gun out either the passenger or drivers window and firing repeatedly at an intended target.
Yoyo dun fuck with the g unit or we bust a ghetto driveby on yo ass.
by pwnz0r September 4, 2003
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drive-by shooting

To go out with friends who all have a bullet for the purpose of consuming cocaine.
You going out tonight?

Hell yeah, we're gonna go on some drive-by shootings!
or
We're going to have some drive-by shootings!
by NOZER June 10, 2009
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Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015
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