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Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac August 18, 2013
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Shampa

Shampa is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart
I like Shampa. She is a person whom all people likes
by Shampa November 24, 2021
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Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw
I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo
by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020
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shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"
I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes
by AC slappy August 16, 2009
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Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.
Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010
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Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.
The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!
by slevin20 January 2, 2011
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Shimp

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.
by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008
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