Shit

The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.

Examples:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

by PookieX December 28, 2005

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.

"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"

by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

shit rolls down hill

In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.

Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

noob shit

worse then a noob..noob shit... the most pathetic thing to be called on a game

noob shit gtfo

by wspu123 May 11, 2009

Rocked his shit

To completely f up another person, through violence

Throw a knock-out with one punch

in a video game, (fps or some other shit like that) to blow the enemy's head off or shoot him up like that

"Yo, I just rocked his shit"

"Yesterday in that fight, I completely rocked your shit"

"Dude, I just rocked that super mutant's shit"

by kadelt12345678 June 12, 2009

Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

Your shit don't stink

When somebody is acting cocky and full of themselves, and as if every little thing about them is perfect.

Geez, stop acting like your shit don't stink bitch

by xxyeahnoyeahxx June 6, 2010