1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
Get the shock fistingmug. The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the shock wildmug. Sarah: Hey did you see I just got my braces put on?
Brad: Awesome. Would you be down to give me some shock jaw?
Brad: Awesome. Would you be down to give me some shock jaw?
by Ytrobe June 6, 2019
Get the Shock Jawmug. The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
Get the Springer Shockmug. Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.
-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."
by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010
Get the Pleasure Shockmug. by Shocked emote November 30, 2022
Get the Shocked emotemug. That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.
Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.
by Bravi November 12, 2014
Get the winter shockmug.