Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

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shit kink

A problem.

Joe developed a shit kink over the last year.

by DeathIsOk. January 9, 2018

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Wait, shit

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit."

by Unconcious July 28, 2009

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regular shit

It is like "forget about it" like he got locked up last night...damn regular shit. What see you doing? Smoking a blunt...you know regular shit. Someone got shot last night...regular shit. My girl cheated on me...regular shit. He found out the kid was not his...regular shit. Pretty much regular shit is shit that happens all the time and it is not a surprise.

I smoked like a 10 blunts yesterday, you know regular shit.

by Feech October 13, 2015

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Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

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