Shannon 

A selfish woman who only cares about money.
Tries to criticize other mom's while she let her own son end up face down in a river.
Shannon also tries to criticize other parrot owners while she feeds her Scarlet Macaw gummy bears and Oreos.

Shannon killed 11 parrots with Clorox cleaners

Shannon by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022

Shannon 

A Shannon is a wizard of love. A Shannon typically has an enormous behind and daring bedroom eyes.

Damn! Did you see that Shannon?

Shannon by Oooooo December 17, 2012

Shannon 

Guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her. She's the perfect girl in EVERYONE'S eyes

"Look. That girl over there? She's DEFINITELY a Shannon! Like for sure!"

Shannon by thatsexybitcheverybodywants June 19, 2016

Shannon 

A nerdy and overweight girl with a speech impediment. She is a habitual hoarder who has a problem of leaving large "surprises" in the toilet which you can smell from down the hall. She is the best roommate ever... not.

Who is that fat girl over there? She smells funny... Must be a Shannon.

Shannon by Tunit67 September 26, 2010

shannan 

(v.) To enter into sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex that is in a comitted relationship.

Dude, you slept with Todd's girlfriend Jenny last night? why do you shannan every week...

shannan by wubwubWUHWUHwubwub March 9, 2011

Shannonscene 

A scenester who loves to listen to happyhardcore, play ddr, and is know as a myspace whore. They claim to not be goth, but this is false. Shannonscene have been spotted on countless occasions being goth, especially in school photos. They normally have awesome brothers, just don't appreciate them.

Oh my god, that girl was such a shannonscene, with her hair covering one eye and such.

Shannonscene by matt griff August 22, 2006

Shannon syndrome 

When a chavvy person spends to much time sticking their butt out when they don't have one that the spine is bent in the shape of an s

Everyone knows Shannon has an s shaped back probably because she has Shannon syndrome

Shannon syndrome by Will's little wiggler February 11, 2017