Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs

He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}

by Sarah blue March 24, 2016

Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025

Session

Has something to do with sex

You owe me a session from last time

by Tylersandy September 9, 2021

session finger

A session finger is your index finger pointing upwards, this should be the only finger you have up a bit like et and it's a bit like fist pumping but with ya finger its also standard that you have the dirtiest bass face on or a major cowie swinging jaw

"Get ya session fingers out lads"
"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"

by sesh123 November 20, 2013

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019