Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.

Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?

by spagett February 3, 2025

Scorping

Scorping occurs when two gay men partake in anal intercourse and the top releases all his pent up chode cheese (smegma) into the bottom’s anus. The bottom then shits out the shit and the chode cheese combined and eats it.

Gibby and I were hardcore scorping last night.

by Onfoenem667 February 5, 2025

Scraping

When you put a solo cup over your dick in the shower so it stays dirty, and then after 6 weeks of cheese build up you scrape it off and put in a jar until it ferments into a nice creamy stinky paste that you can put on toast

Hey Trevian have you been scraping lately? My cheese has been fermenting for weeks now and I’m dying to try it

by Trevian Martinez May 26, 2025

scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop

Yo what you up to
Scraping by

by al_gorithm June 9, 2025

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025