Scripting

The fine art of making up a wildly elaborate story to explain why you’re late, why you forgot something, or why you just didn’t feel like doing something—while maintaining a straight face.

"Jeremiah was late again. He said a bear broke into his house and stole his car keys. Classic scripting."

by Samster the hamster December 27, 2024

script kiddie

A kid (ages 8-13) who deeply wants to become a programmer and deeply lacks the understanding and skill required, and copes by stealing or using GPT on everything and claim it as their own.

Person 1: Look at this script I made: Stolen code

Person 2: You script kiddie I know who made the original.

by epicgamerlol77 February 3, 2025

scripted fantasy

The collective illusion of independent choice while we all pick from the same algorithmic menu of pre-approved rebellions and standardized awakenings.

"Your personal growth looks exactly like the latest TikTok therapy template - scripted fantasy!"
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."

by ScriptedFantasy February 7, 2025

Scripturient

Having a strong urge to write

After weeks of writer’s block, she felt a sudden scripturient urge.

by Reedvh March 11, 2025

Scriptonite

A script that is slowly killing you because it's difficult to make work or keeps failing.

I've been working on this script for months and it's become my scriptonite.

by Jim Phoenix May 21, 2025

Scriptationismology

The philosophical and theoretical study of coding practices, scripting languages, and the broader cultural, aesthetic, and functional implications of code creation. Scriptationismology explores the beliefs, methodologies, and symbolic significance held by those who view programming not merely as a technical skill, but as a creative, ideological, or even existential pursuit.

Her thesis in digital humanities focused on scriptationismology, analyzing how different programming paradigms reflect distinct cultural worldviews.

by anonymous September 28, 2025

dookie-script

1.A phrase yelled on a fast-break in basketball used to call attention to creativity exhibited before a slam dunk. To "shit-on" opponents with originality and flare.

2.Calling attention to aerial originality and finesse.

*Can also be applied to skateboarding, skydiving, snowboarding, diving and other aerial sports as well as fighting video games that allow air juggles.

Ex.1

Moe ~ "Yo, did you see Vince Carter on the allstar game last night?"

Mack ~ "No doubt, kid. Vince got mad dookie scripts."

Ex.2

Al ~ "You can't see me in Tekken 5...I use Heihachi and y'know he's strong!"

Doug ~ "Nah, I'm dookie-script lord with Nina. One uppercut and its over, son."

by Haloed Griot May 13, 2005