schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

Schmoobie

A fake Yiddish affectionate terms for a person or a pet who’s not behaving well at the moment.

Look at that schmoobie, she peed on the living room carpet again!

by TheRealKeoki February 19, 2020

schmooble

a dong thats kinda large but not really

nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro

by cumlordbuthotter June 8, 2023

schkoob

also known as crap, shit

i have to take a schkoob

by K-Fry January 5, 2008

schmobogger

a person who has been your friend, or friends with one of your friends for years. he/she is the person who everyone except for a select few people hates. He/she is the most likely the reason that you and or your group of freinds was not invited to more than one high-school parties. every person knows who this select individual is and onyl tolerates that person becuase your friends do. Also this person is the direct reason that you used to and/or are constatly getting into trouble. this person does not know when to quit and always wants to do things their way becuase they have alterior motives that only help them. They are constatly come up in conversations regardings vacations/shin digs/parties/etc. However, for better or for worse they will always be around

high-school: "bro, you cant bring that schmobogger(name)to the party, noone likes him"

possible vacation: "if that schmobogger(name) is going i dont want to go, i dont want to end up in jail like the last time"

hanging out: "i dont like where this is going i am leaving before anything bad happens/(name) does anything studip"

by behmfool June 20, 2008

Schmoodle Bug

That super fly girl friend. The Homegirl that you just dig being around. A schmoodle bug is the chillest chick you know.

"That sister Eva, She's my schmoodle bug. She keeps it real"

by DFON March 4, 2009

Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

by biznitchforhire June 2, 2009