rusty dumptruck

The act of shitting in a persons mouth while receiving a rusty trombone.

brett: "dude, i gave that chick a rusty dumptruck last night..."

matt: "did she enjoy it?"

brett: "no...not at all, but i sure did"

by twodollarforty January 8, 2008

rusty trombone

when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr

so your a muso? hey can you play the rusty trombone then!!!

by scott hutchins May 9, 2004

rusty trombone

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.

Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.

by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

Rusty Grenade

A piece of shit. Usually dropped on one's head, near or around the facial area.

Dude I totally dropped a Rusty Grenade on this chick last night!

by Jabraham March 13, 2010

Rusty Trombone

When a female is stroking your meat wagon while tending to you arse with her tounge.

Will you give me a rusty trombone before we go out to dinner tonight?

by ToddHansen April 23, 2006

rusty lip

Getting soft shit applied to your lips in a chap stick like fashion

Guy 1: wow I have really chapped lips and no chap stick
Guy 2: maybe Karen will give you a rusty lip

by Shome Motion March 27, 2017

Rusty Bounty

A sexual manouvre whereby the male anally stimulates a female mate with a bounty chocolate bar. Eating the bar after is optional.

Did you hear about Katy? She got dealt a Rusty Bounty by Javier

by Dagenham Dave February 11, 2008