Rufus

A god among men, descendant of the god of war Ares

those named Rufus are often amongst the most handsome people in the world who are naturally gifted warriors, and love makers

"Rufus was the best lover i have ever had"
"Rufus was the most feared warrior among his soldiers, he showed no mercy and took no prisoners"

by johnversace October 16, 2018

Car that runs on water

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.

So their's this car that runs on water.....

by Gaaraofthedamned August 21, 2011

Runescape nerd

someone who plays the mmorpg Runescape obsessively and is often found sitting at the computer mining, cutting wood, or doing some other mindless clicking task to make fake money on a retarded game.

"dude look at him all he does is beat off and play runescape, what a runescape nerd"

"Tyler has been playing runescape all day, i think he has like 20 mil... BIG WHOOP! *cough runescape nerd cough*"

by anabolic October 1, 2008

runescape

Evil, pure evil. The most addicting...object...ever created by Jagex (aka Satan)to take over the world. DO NOT play this game unles you want your soul to be ripped from your chest in a big bloody...explosion. The worst part about it is that it isint even fun, all you do is run around and kill bad looking things. Graphics look like something on a 4 year-olds fridge. And the fans, who are the equalivent of trekkies to Star Trek, are nerds. They have no life whatsoever. If you tell a "Runie" (my word for runescape nerds) that runescape sucks, they will say "Im cooler than you because i can cast fire!!" Again, dont play this game.

In my opinion, Runescape doesnt mean Rune-Scape it means Run-Escape, created by a rebellious Jagex employee to warn people about its evilness

Mike: Hey Tom, why are you playing Runescape, it sucks.
Tom: You suck. Im cooler than you. I cast fire! Ha! Now your dead!!!
Mike: *Kills Tom with shotgun*

or

Phil: Man, runescape has bad graphics and gameplay
Tom: At least i have full rune armor and a dragon dick sword!!! Nerd!!!
Phil: *slits Tom's wrists*

by Conrad-Nav August 14, 2006

Runescape

an online game made in the UK by Jagex Ltd. It is a free MMORPG that is loved by some and hated by others, it was supposed to be for ages 13 and up, but is overrun by 10 to 12-year olds and older geeks who don't have a life. The free version has very limited privileges, but the members version requires monthly payment and gives you access to every feature. Its very addictive so you have to think about it before playing. Doing so may change your personality permanently......

My brother is a victim of Runescape addiction, when he signed up he was always on the computer for a long period of time that he had to be pried off the chair before anyone else can use it.

by a former gamer December 9, 2008

Runescaped

When runescape is just better then you are

<%Darkdog307> I LOST AGS
<%Darkdog307> i'm crying irl
<%Darkdog307> not joking
<%Darkdog307> FUCK MY LIFE
<@Oblet|AFK> LOOOOL
<%`TOR> you got runescaped

by `TOR September 25, 2009

Runescape

A HIGHLY addictive game. Spent years of my life on it, and finally quit because (a) I was too lazy to actually put in the time and effort it takes to make money, and (b) because I decided it was stupid and wasn't real. Many, MANY people have become addicted to this game. They all want to become like 'zezima' the loser who spends all his time on runescape and has 99 in every skill.

NEWS FLASH: Playing Runescape constantly will not make u a 'superawesome lvl 126 that pwns everyone, even zezima!!!'

It's addicting. Don't be an idiot and read this and then go sign up for an account. You WILL get addicted. The creators of the game, Jagex know this. They use subliminal messaging and promise new updates and stuff that keeps your love of playing the game alive. It's completely ridiculous to even THINK about playing this game. It's not real...duh.

So, tell me, all you Runescape addicts...

What do you get in real life after you max out all your stats in Runescape???

I'll tell you: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.

1) *Jimbob* plays Runescape all day. He doesn't eat, sleep, bathe, or leave his room ...EVER. Jimbob is addicted to Runescape.

2) *Mary* just started playing Runescape. She's already a level 94, with at least 89 in all of her skills. Mary started playing Runescape a week ago. Mary is addicted to Runescape, and soon her addiction will grow.

**All names used are fake. I mean, who names their kid Jimbob?

by asdfjkl;freak July 4, 2008