Tijuana Road Block

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.

by Poovie July 9, 2009

Asian Roadblock

The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.

Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."

by Saadli January 17, 2013

Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.

i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock

by carolus rex June 8, 2004

jacksonville road massive

This phrase is used when one boasts about their "hood". The origin of the phrase is New Jersey, where a group of kids residing on Jacksonville Road, used the phrase to intimidate new comers and competitors of their neiborhood. The last word "massive" is usually left out when yelled. For best results, yell loudly upon sight of fellow member.

1) member one walks in room, member two is already in the room and sees member one enter. Member two: "JACKSONVILLE ROAD!"

by Luma Airatus May 10, 2005

road handy

Hand job while a guy drive

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy

by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006

Roadblock

When an occasion is so popular/awesome that it gets crowded out with people so much that cars cannot drive down the road! Usually a sign of good times and banging music.

Festivals, Carnivals, & live gigs are usually them main culprits

'Goin up to carnival can you drop me off in Notting Hill bredrin?'
'Get the tube man, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'

'Dr. Dre doing a live free set in the ASDA carpark, get down there early, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'

by NeoShinobi April 4, 2010

the road

Phrase used to describe the past or future road you have / will travel.

The road is long and tough.

by larstait October 15, 2003