rotteneggitis

When you too old for your puss puss eggs to be functional

I had 40 kids and now I have rotteneggitis.

by jOkEsOnYOuxX June 9, 2018

rotten plum

When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.

The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.

Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”

Chicken: “Too many cocks”

Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”

by Farmer.Joe June 12, 2018

Rotten Potatoes

1.) Plural of Rotten Potato

2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar

"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."

by Dazz Doesn't Care January 19, 2019

Rittney

She's adorable, clever, strong, and the toughest motherfucker around. if you ever cross paths with her you will not forget it, because her presence is that strong and alluring. she is tough, but she is kind and good hearted, and always does things for the right reason. If you ever meet one, you'll probably be in awe of her, because she's basically a goddess. emotionally, physically, and mentally she is really strong. if she's in a position to take care of you (or even if she's not) she will do a really great job. she might tease you a lot, but its all in love. she's a glorious queen and she knows it, but that doesn't mean she's arrogant or anything because she's not in the slightest, just confident. she might not realize how beautiful, sexy, and perfect she is though, because although she's very confident in her decisions and personality, she might be a bit insecure about her looks, but thats for no good reason because she's gorgeous. she basically looks like a model. she's very good in bed too, because like all her decisions she always knows exactly what to do. she will love you for who you are because she always sees the good in people and falls in love quickly and easily because of that but she's extremely loyal and loving and will be like a caring mother to you, but also at the same time super fun loving and easygoing, because while she's very mature part of her is still a child at heart. She's perfect.

I'm so glad I have a Rittney in my life.

I hope Rittney is doing ok; I haven't heard from her in a while.

I love Rittney so much I could cry.

by Lloyd ;) February 13, 2019

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.

The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.

by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019

Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019

Rotten roses

When you eat a girl out on her period while jerking off and you nut on her bloody goodness

I just caught Steve and Jayjay doing rotten roses

by Mthdew October 18, 2019