Fudge Ripple

1. When someone takes a pooh on you, then they procede to spread their pooh all over your body parts.

2. As if to fingerpaint someone with pooh.

That hoe found out why they call me "Da Poohman" lasnight; after I gave her a Fudge Ripple , she looked browner than Malcolm X

by Poohman February 21, 2007

Cherry Ripe

When the male has sex with a woman while she is in her menstruation period, And coats his penis in blood, then has sex with her analy coating his penis in poo. Thus creating the look of a cherry ripe. After the action the girl if she wants to can suck the guy off. Enjoying the candy treat.

Hey Elliott i gave the girl a good cherry ripe last night cheaper then the real thing.

by Skete December 9, 2008

Tripple Ripple

means Three Rivers. Three Rivers is a city in southwest michigan.

-man i was just down in the tripple ripple and the parties were crazy

by nate$ December 27, 2008

Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 August 3, 2015

Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015